Thy Commandments after placement

• Thou shall not even try to study or even open the text books

• Thou shall watch at least 1 movie everyday

• Thou shall at least pick up the newspaper lying on the floor each morning

• Thou shall stop thinking about even to try to have breakfasts everyday

• In case of 2 consecutive lectures, Thou shall go to the 2nd lecture punctually

• Thou shall stop making fun of the professors and concentrate on thine classmates for the same

• Thou shall restrict the discussion with friends to highly sensitive and important issues like द्रौपती Cherharan, Katrina Kaif and upcoming B-Grade movies like Deshdrohi

• Thou shall be seriously casual about thy life

• Two things Thou shall never switch off, thy laptop and thy speakers attached to it

• Thou shall not visit home just for washing clothes and when thy needs money

• Thou shall not mind thy own business

• Thou shall not let away any opportunity to put thy leg into any small torn part (फटे में टांग डालना)

• Thou shall never refuse a friend who wants to have a drink with thy

All the above rules are to be followed religiously and the sanctity of the commandments should be maintained. In case of a conflict among the points, the last 3 should be given at most priority.

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